More From Out West

        Here’s a little tidbit from Mairk, our number one Western Correspondent. Using his unique style of prose (bad spelling and grammar coupled with confusing sentence structure) he explains one of Smalls’ recent exploits.

"For your amusement, this is the business card of the 40 year old chick that Smalls had been banging for the past few weeks maybe months I’m not quite sure. He recently broke off ties with her after long debate.  How did he break off ties with her you may ask? Well he did what any of us would do, he took her up on a  free birthday dinner, got hammered on the fifth of Jack she bought him, fucked her in her kitchen, then snuck out her bedroom window and drove home shit faced."

       Thanks Mairk, you’re doing your pairt! Maybe Max would be interested in this WOMAN if she’s still single. From what I hear, he’s into "fit ladies."

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