It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year…
Posted in Mark, Moustache March by Alex on March 2nd, 2008, 11:03 am
I called Mairk yesterday morning on the family landline to see how the Etna Mustache March Opening Cermonies were progressing. He put me on speakerphone as he hacked off his wispy man growth with a swiss army knife in the bathroom - he seemed hopeful and excited. The Mairkstache - as he so poetically named it - had a lot to live up to. After all, Mairk’s dad got married in jeans and a ’stache, making the hairlip a family institution.
Mairk is holding it up well. The picture feels a little "out of focus" but I think it’s just the "mustache magic" in the air.
And Moustache March has begun!
March 2nd, 2008 at 11:05 am
You look great, MAIRK. Moustache for life, I say.
March 2nd, 2008 at 4:19 pm
I do come from a long line of Moustachioed Males. I can’t wait to go to work tomorrow. Yes the picture is a bit out of focus, the blur effect hides my wrinkles and imperfections. We had a discussion last night about having Moustache Matches. We would have classes such as Heavyweight, Middleweight, Welterweight, Lightweight, and Featherweight. For instance the Featherweight Matchup could be “The Mick” O’Donnell vs. “Rolling Paper” Draper or maybe their category could be Mini Flyweight. I want more pictures!
March 2nd, 2008 at 4:35 pm
I like your thinking Mairk! It’s on O’Donnell, you bitch. I figure I have about 25 hairs on my upper lip, should be a good match up. Great picture. You look like a combination of a crappy late 70’s cop and an old Scott.
March 2nd, 2008 at 4:36 pm
What the hell is that duplicate comment crap
March 2nd, 2008 at 10:08 pm
Maybe when you guys have the mustache fights you could rub your mustaches together as hard as you can untill someone falls over.
On another note, i thought it might be fun to have an upper valley quote competition, someone could post a famous quote from the upper valley and we could guess who said it, perhaps the winner can get firsties on sks ass when he gets back.
example: Quote; “Its not the sun, I just Suck!!!”
Answer; Matt Young, said while flying out in middle school baseball.
March 3rd, 2008 at 1:31 pm
Actually it wasn’t Matt Young flying out, but rather when he missed a fly ball in center and the coach told him to use his glove to block the sun. He then stated, “It’s not the sun, I just suck!!” I win that round. Better lube up SK.
March 3rd, 2008 at 4:50 pm
It was actually Trevor Wilson