Dr. Dreamboat
Posted in Moustache March, Chris by Admin on March 12th, 2008, 10:58 pm
As Moustache March continues, it’s clear from these pictures that our website is making a speedy and deliberate foray into the seamy world of gay porn.
Our newest addition are snapshots women from the Upper Valley–aged pre-teen to couger–have been hopefully salivating over for decades: a muscular, dripping future vacation home owner "sponging off" in the foggy-mirrored master bathroom of his Buck Rd. condominium. There is little doubt that our hits will sky-rocket from the Dartmouth Skiway mom demographic. Even Gabe’s girlfriend was hot and bothered, saying it "looks like something from Erotic Photo Hunt Hunks."
Chris, a Pisces, knew his moustache was a harbinger for future gain when he flipped to the horoscope of today’s Valley News. Here’s what it had to say: "You definitely can do something that improves your appearance or the first impression you create on others. You even might improve your health in some way." Clearly Ms. Clio and the stars above are superfans of Moustache March.
March 13th, 2008 at 7:32 am
I dont even know what to say. Once again Baker is stepping up the gayness. I’m just jealous of the water.
March 13th, 2008 at 11:48 am
If I wasn’t so tuckered out from my recent mid-day visit to youporn.com I’d be beating the crap outta my penis reight now. You’re one handsome son-of-a-bitch Bakes. Call me.
March 13th, 2008 at 7:50 pm
And Baker EXPLODES back onto the W3F scene. What a brilliant spread. That first photo should be used for every picture id you ever have for the rest of your life as well as blown up and hung above your bed. That sir, is a once in a lifetime shot, that face cannot be caught on film twice. The black and white fucking make it! I could go on and on, needless to say, that is art. That last pic looks like you just got done saying to the dude with the camera, “so are you gonna sit there all night taking my picture or are you gonna blow me?” Alexis is that what it looked like from your angle during the infamous “you’re the state champ” jobber? These pics are already legendary. Baker wins Moustache March as far as I’m concerned.
March 13th, 2008 at 8:11 pm
Thank god for that left arm in the first pic, camera is panning a little low… Who am I kidding I’m jealous of the water too.
March 13th, 2008 at 8:25 pm
I just want to state that as the newly appointed “Creative Director” I had nothing to do with this photo shoot. The genius people at Apple ((Steve Jobs) see Noah for research) should be applauded for putting a camera lens above the screen of their laptops. Without that lens the world wouldn’t be privy to such bath time gems as this.
I would like to reiterate that Moustache = Promotion.
I’m two for two bitches
Baker: Did you pee in the water?
March 16th, 2008 at 11:50 pm
Hey Chris! This might sound kind of weird, but your Ansel Adamsesque picture montage somehow reminded me of Dan Straface’s third grade birthday. In case you don’t remember, that was the party where you were caught my his mother streaking around the basement with nothing but a sock covering your ’special area.’ What a long way you have come in your maturity and sexuality. Congratulations! I told you this would sound weird. I only got two hours of sleep last night.
March 17th, 2008 at 9:35 am
Noah: finger. And you’re balding. And are you really proud of getting fired for shitting on someone’s car? Really?
To quote Sean on high school years, “wouldn’t change a thing”; so here’s to the state champ– he’s got my vote, once again.
March 17th, 2008 at 7:02 pm
Gabe:Finger.
March 18th, 2008 at 9:04 am
Hey a girl! If you haven’t noticed, Alexis is the first trace of a girl on this website for at least four or five months. Leave it to her to jump into the fray and absolutely smoke Noah.
March 18th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Alexis, dont be botherd by noa, we all appreciate your input, your the closest thing to a normal person most of us know, p.s. that facial creme you recamended works wonders, i can already see an improvement in the area under my eyes, anything for big pores?
p.s. apperantley sk doesnt feel the need to keep us informed of his life changes because he is now living with his girlfriend (possably made up) in sidney.
March 18th, 2008 at 6:57 pm
I’ll thank you to leave my high forehead alone woman. And just wait till your osteoporosis kicks in and you’ll finally be small enough to ride your future 10-12 cats around like they are ponies…until you fall and break your hip of course.
And Macks, did you mean Sydney, Australia? Wow SK, really taking advantage of your trip to Asia huh? Already exhausted all that the rich and ancient cultures of the worlds oldest civilizations has to offer? So much for your hoity toity, 3 year, “enrich yourself and better the local population” tour-de-bullshit. I give you 2 more months of $7 beers, surfboard rentals, straw hats and stupid matching shell necklaces for you and your “girlfriend” before you are broke and back in Lyme, sans girlfriend.
March 18th, 2008 at 7:56 pm
SK’s parents sold their house to Massholes who want to come up to the skiway on weekends. They moved to a condo in Jersey City.
March 18th, 2008 at 8:00 pm
Noah: did you just call me short? You’re like Bill Nye with your keen observational skills. WOW.
love always, alexis
PS: You’re still balding.
March 19th, 2008 at 7:49 am
yes alexis
March 19th, 2008 at 8:33 am
John McCain just advertised on our website.
I don’t even know where to begin with that - does he think associating himself with us politically is a GOOD move? Does he feel this is a bastion of young republicanism? Does he think we were all substandard Marines like Max?
March 19th, 2008 at 5:43 pm
Maybe he’s trying to get the Gay fence straddling vote.
March 20th, 2008 at 6:03 pm
Tim wore a yamaka today.
March 20th, 2008 at 6:17 pm
Just read a good ’stache story on ESPN.com.(http://sports.espn.go.com/rpm/news/story?series=2&id=
3301695&lpos=spotlight&lid=tab3pos2) Thought I’d pass it along. Big fan of “cookie duster”. Also finally got called a gay porn star by a co-worker today.
March 21st, 2008 at 3:12 pm
SK wants me to send him everyones email address, i told him most of us were pretty sketched out by him so i would have to get everyones permission firt, i’m assuming the list of people who dont want him to have their email is much bigger that the list of people who do, so if you do want sk to have your email tell me and i’ll send it to him.
p.s. he said that his girlfriend is in fact made up and she is actually a guy.
March 21st, 2008 at 8:22 pm
As former roommates we have some comments:
Absolutely the most gay phono we’ve ever seen…bravo, extremely masterpiece theater. We compliment your reflection off the bath water. Your moustache is glistening in Mr. Bubbles.
Cheerio.
March 21st, 2008 at 8:24 pm
ps great happy trail/pube line