Better Late Than Never
Posted in Noah, Moustache March by Alex on March 28th, 2008, 4:47 pm
REMOTE REPORTING from Tom and Max’s living room in Chapel Hill. Mairk is stroking his moustache, Gabe is farting on the couch after winning a stalemate with Mike where they both lied on one another until someone blinked, and Tom is making 5 PM weekday breakfast. We’re watching "Knocked Up" and getting angry at scenes where the fat, worthless pothead gets to make out with a hot girl. Because we tried that and it never works.
Noah comes in with some moustache-on-the-job pics that can really show how handsome, professional and productive a hairlip can be when properly groomed and worn with pride and enthusiasm. Moustache March roles on, and more will come from the full on shit head reunion that is taking place in Tar Heel country.
Noah comes in with some moustache-on-the-job pics that can really show how handsome, professional and productive a hairlip can be when properly groomed and worn with pride and enthusiasm. Moustache March roles on, and more will come from the full on shit head reunion that is taking place in Tar Heel country.
March 31st, 2008 at 7:41 pm
Did you just casually mention a “competition” between Gaybe and Mike that involved lying on each other, face to face and dick to dick, until someone blinked? I dont even know where to begin with that. Who wins that, really? Everyone who witnessed that lost.
April 1st, 2008 at 12:26 am
worst post ever.
April 1st, 2008 at 9:37 am
Is that better God?
Or was it about the terrible content?
April 1st, 2008 at 11:59 am
Hey Tom,
It’s too rate…
April 1st, 2008 at 4:14 pm
Speaking of being too rate:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePyRrb2-fzs
April 1st, 2008 at 5:21 pm
PS “god”,
I know you’re in Mexico, you little shit, because the back end of our website told me. So you try writing a post after drinking and doing drugs with Mike and Tom all night, you fucking asswipe.
April 1st, 2008 at 5:34 pm
After getting very high and discussing at length the aforementioned actions of gaybe and mike (or at least what we read), and then reading the string of nonsensical and evasive comments made by those involved we have come to the conclusion that something very weird and probably indescribably gay occurred in North Carolina and we actually dont want to know anymore.
April 1st, 2008 at 6:43 pm
Noah,
It’s too rate to snore so roud.
Ask Tom.
Or Mairk, for that matter.
April 3rd, 2008 at 12:16 am
Gabe, thanks for putting up that link to the video. Who is this ‘One Republic’ guy anyway? As Max has pointed out many times, that guy has some serious pipes. “It’s too rate to ‘porogize! It’s too rate!”
P.S. Alex I liked the ‘post’ and thought it fit in rather appropriately regarding our weekend of retardation. And I tried to explain to Noah that it wasn’t really that gay a moment with Mike and Gabe. Merely a seating stand-off in which one person laid sideways on top of another. It’s hard to explain it without sounding like it was super gay though.
April 3rd, 2008 at 12:35 pm
I’m so glad that we have all these inside jokes now that Noah can’t partake in. What a roser.
April 3rd, 2008 at 3:51 pm
That’s it, I can’t take it anymore. Guys, I’m coming out of the closet! There. I said it. That feels great! I’m gay! So what?
April 3rd, 2008 at 6:02 pm
Yeah thats a hell of an inside joke Mike, bummer I cant be in on that one. Gaybe, another zinger as usual. hey maybe you two should lie face to face on each other to see who got me the worst.
April 4th, 2008 at 10:04 am
Noah,
That wasn’t me, but congratulations on your choice. To be honest, we’d all been suspecting it for awhile. As open-minded friends, we are all here to support you.
Your friend,
Gabe
April 6th, 2008 at 1:36 pm
I would just like to say that I have a new favorite movie. The other day I came across a film called “Cougar Club” and became very intrigued. After reading the description I decided to Netflix it and I could not have been happier with the result. Not to mention Carol Peterson from next door is one of the cougars! Here is the description from Netflix and god bless their “no late fees” policy because I am never returning it! Or as Colla would say, “It will kind of be like it’s both of ours, but we’ll just keep it at my house” Enjoy gentlemen:
“Yale Law School hopeful Spence Holmes (Jason Jurman) and his buddy Hogan (Warren Kole) endure the most demeaning tasks in their jobs working for obnoxious attorneys. But when the friends discover the joys of sexy older women, they turn their passion into a hot business. Pairing young men with older, sex-starved women proves profitable — and risky. Joe Mantegna, Faye Dunaway, Carrie Fisher and Loretta Devine star in this wildly outrageous comedy.”
April 6th, 2008 at 8:07 pm
it’s at the top of the queue.
April 7th, 2008 at 7:00 am
WILDY OUTRAGEOUS!
I wish I was watching in your TV room right now, Dave.
April 11th, 2008 at 8:49 am
hey guys, i got caught checking out a girls feet in class yesterday, were were seated next to each other and i looked down and to admire how nicely shaped and tan her feet were and when i looked up she was looking at me with absolute disgust.
April 16th, 2008 at 12:45 am
I can’t berieve Noah finarry came out of the croset. Hallelujuh!
P.S. Now it’s rearry too rate to ‘porogize
April 16th, 2008 at 12:48 am
Words can’t express how mad I am that I just posted that without writing ‘Harrerujah’. I looked it up on some dumbass online dictionary for the spelling because it had a lot of L’s and then I fucked it all up and wrote it wrong. I am totarry pathetic.