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C for Effort

Posted in Max by Admin on June 15th, 2008, 8:37 pm

At least SK is sending in material…that’s more than anyone else can say.

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Hi Max! Hey buddy! Why didn’t you let me know that you would be coming down here to Australia for a visit? I’m a bit insulted. Well anyway, I’m still glad that I got to see you this past weekend. Even though you were too busy munching down your eucalyptus leaves to notice your old friend, I was there. I even got to pat your back - your fur is so soft! Like a carpet. And the bottom of your foot feels like a dog’s nose. By the way, I’m sorry things didn’t work out with that blonde park ranger - I saw you grasping for her hungrily, but she still gave you the cold shoulder, huh? I guess some things never change, even across continents. Alright, I’m sure you’re tired so I’ll let you go. Eat those leaves, little friend. Bye!

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9 Responses to “C for Effort”

  1. peter Says:
    June 16th, 2008 at 7:53 pm

    that park ranger looks like Dustin Burnett early 90’s… sweet mullet

  2. Alex Says:
    June 17th, 2008 at 3:47 pm

    HAHA.

    That’s priceless.

  3. SK Says:
    June 20th, 2008 at 3:29 am

    B-

  4. god Says:
    June 24th, 2008 at 6:45 pm

    this isn’t brown sk. people can get C’s you know.

  5. SK Says:
    July 5th, 2008 at 3:12 am

    but i don’t.

  6. Tom Says:
    September 21st, 2008 at 1:30 pm

    SK- the picture is good but if you really wanted to hit the proverbial nail on the head, you should have found a real deal Holyfield ALBINO Koala. We all remember the famous picture of Max the albino Koala in our sophomore year biology text books. Normal Koala’s just don’t cut it, though there is indeed a remarkable similarity in facial characteristics between Max and any Koala. Plus the one in the picture has reddish eyes like a ginger.

  7. SK Says:
    September 25th, 2008 at 5:35 am

    Tom, i appreciate your point. i think that this koala had a bit more of a max resemblance due to the grasping, desperate attempt to touch a woman - you can see the anguish in its eyes and puffy cheeks. so sad, really

  8. max Says:
    September 25th, 2008 at 11:07 am

    hey guys, maybe between the two of you you could make a fat, bald koala with a normal sized dick.

  9. Tom Says:
    September 25th, 2008 at 5:47 pm

    Max, are you saying I’m fat and I have a huge cock? Cause that’s what it sounds like. I’d appreciate it if you kept those kinds of comments in the house.

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