Labor Day Baseball
Posted in Site News, Field Reporter by Alex on August 16th, 2008, 11:10 am
Sammy can be on Noah’s team because they suck so bad.
Two weeks until the Wish We Weren’t Friends Annual Meeting. The weekend’s activities promise to include throwing dynamite aimlessly into the river, jumping off railroad bridges, drunk driving, shoplifting, and my personal favorite, unprotected sex with high-risk, low-energy (passed out) partners.
In all seriousness, let’s have a frickin’ rager at Mairk’s house, make a trashcan full of mairgaritas, call the classy girls Dave knows from the bowling alley, get absolutely slammed and trash the place. Mairk?
We also plan on sitting down for a strategy session where we figure out how to "take back the internet." Chainsaw has some ideas, and he’s apparently been "banging chicks," so I say we listen to him.
Huntley, Saturday August 30, 1 PM. Someone call NA and tell Samson. We’ll play Sunday too. Mike, fly back from Chile for the weekend. Bring your wife. And kid.
In all seriousness, let’s have a frickin’ rager at Mairk’s house, make a trashcan full of mairgaritas, call the classy girls Dave knows from the bowling alley, get absolutely slammed and trash the place. Mairk?
We also plan on sitting down for a strategy session where we figure out how to "take back the internet." Chainsaw has some ideas, and he’s apparently been "banging chicks," so I say we listen to him.
Huntley, Saturday August 30, 1 PM. Someone call NA and tell Samson. We’ll play Sunday too. Mike, fly back from Chile for the weekend. Bring your wife. And kid.
August 19th, 2008 at 6:52 am
the man over Alex’s right shoulder has a moustache worthy of march… his is year round
August 19th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
True.
Good sighting Pete.
Come play ball Labor Day.
August 21st, 2008 at 5:31 pm
Alex,
I will take three cigarettes and a 6-pack of warm Milwaukees Best in exchange for Max. Its a good deal. Think about it.
-Noah
August 22nd, 2008 at 1:42 pm
I’ll give you the beer and butts for him to stay on your team.
Only person in the history of Hanover High Baseball to be grandfathered onto the team, only to sway his arms and wear a batting helmet in the 3rd base coaches box. Tugging at his gum.
We’re going to need to get some more numbers. Mike is south of the equador.
August 23rd, 2008 at 8:17 pm
Holy Shit there’s new content. Can you play baseball with two a side? I am so in for a Pairty!!
August 25th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
Is it just me or does Sammy look remarkably like a dark Phil Brauch in that photo? It’s a similar phenomenon as the Mahler/Bonds look-alike conspiracy.
August 26th, 2008 at 1:36 pm
MAIRK! Great work buddy! Whattdya live by yourself in Lebanon?!
August 26th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Yes, I do.
August 26th, 2008 at 8:21 pm
remember when Pappas demolished Mairks brother on his way to second. God, that was hilarious.
August 26th, 2008 at 8:22 pm
I wouldn’t give you a shit on a car for Noah.
August 27th, 2008 at 10:04 am
I was corresponding (via the interweb) with Rob Jr. about possibly flying home to umpire the event. He found a flight for under $300, but made the final decision to stay.
“I don’t need Richter’s dirt-lipped buddy giving me the stink eye for calling a competetive zone.”
August 28th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
In response to comment #4 I actually started the majority of the 2001 season (to include a ‘play of the game award’ for a running catch in right field) and the only base coaching I did was at first. Also Noah ‘baby dick’ Farr has the smallest penis in the western world.
August 28th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
I just saw the guy pete was refering to, that looks like an adult, more masculine version of draper.
August 28th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
p.s. phil looks more tan than sosa.
August 28th, 2008 at 9:52 pm
Max, by more masculine do you mean a man who can grow a moustache? Biden’s daughter is a Cougar! I would father her third child.
August 29th, 2008 at 4:59 am
Am officially packing up the rest of my shit and moving out of Charlestown. Now who besides my grandma has a place for me to stay?
August 29th, 2008 at 9:52 am
No responses….priceless!
September 1st, 2008 at 12:23 pm
You can’t stay with me.
That stern looking man does look like Draper. Too bad that guy’s head is in the way to see if the beer guts are a match too.
September 1st, 2008 at 7:31 pm
I’m installing an extra lock on my front door, and hiring a guard, and probably buying a gun.
September 1st, 2008 at 8:10 pm
Hey noah, you might be able to move in with my host family down here because if I can´t find a way to watch the Pats play the Kansas City Faggots this weekend I´m probably gonna throw myself in front of a bus…actually I take that back….you´re not welcome down here even if I´m already dead.
September 2nd, 2008 at 8:59 pm
There was only one 3rd base coach and it was not Max. He couldn’t handle the heat of the battle.
September 3rd, 2008 at 10:05 am
I started enterprising in my free time because I just got “laid off.”
www.cafepress.com/sarahpalinwear
September 3rd, 2008 at 9:58 pm
Max spent most of the season on the bench between sasha handleman and Lance, however he did earn his Hanover Baseball jacket which he might be wearing to UNC gym class right now.
September 4th, 2008 at 12:29 pm
All true
September 4th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
Sam, you mean what he does wear on the bench of UNC Rugby Games.
September 6th, 2008 at 8:30 am
Incredible max. the redness of you really stands out in the photo.
September 14th, 2008 at 11:40 am
do my legs look fat in that photo?
September 14th, 2008 at 8:42 pm
Max, you look fat in every photo that I have of you…the ones in Iraq included
September 16th, 2008 at 7:20 pm
shut up scotty ur fat!
September 16th, 2008 at 9:12 pm
Is anybody watching the Minor League Baseball playoffs right now on the deuce? The Sacramento River Cats have grown Playoff Moustaches and they are unbelievable.
September 18th, 2008 at 1:03 am
mike; sk email me and asked if i had ur email, i replied that yes i do have it.
September 18th, 2008 at 1:05 am
p.s. sk also sent some people an email with a link to obamas website so we can register to vote, in the words of chris baker; what a loser!
September 20th, 2008 at 6:46 am
max - you really must be the uncoolest college sophomore in the country. not only did you respond to my email, twice, but you also posted about it, twice, to a website that no one reads anymore. except i guess i check it every now and again, but i dont have a job. plus, i think it says a lot about my commitment to the ideals of democracy that i sent you an email about registering to vote when you clearly must beat off to watching sarah palin shoot an M-16
September 20th, 2008 at 8:30 pm
Hey Mike I hear you have a woman friend. Or as Max refers to them, those dudes with inside out penis’ who wont let me fuck them…cause he’s gay. And dont think for a moment I actually believe that crap about a woman in your life. Funny how shortly after you move to a place where nobody can keep tabs on you do you find a girl that actually likes you and your perpetual whiskey dick. Nope, no way.
September 20th, 2008 at 8:30 pm
Sam is gay
September 25th, 2008 at 8:03 pm
I live with my grandmother because my grandfather died and she needs my help. Noah lives with his grandmother because he has no friends.
September 26th, 2008 at 1:14 pm
This is the best web site ever
I’m going to post something.