2009: Year of the Dirtbag
Posted in Saul by Alex on January 5th, 2009, 1:54 am
Saul, Max said he was willing to have a three-way mediation (anal romp) with you to mend all the rifts your deep emotional problems have created over the past few months. He wants Tim and I to be the third person.
When I found out about Dr. Baker Jr. jamming it home to my one true love I grabbed Mr. Harriman, drove to Acadia and cried like a bitch in my tent while RVZ fought raccoons outside and Gabe laughed at me.
Nantucket. Nantucket. Nantucket.
January 5th, 2009 at 6:42 pm
That’s a whole lotta Male Chest
January 5th, 2009 at 7:58 pm
Kevin Pearce is on the front of ESPN.com right now.
God we suck.
January 5th, 2009 at 8:00 pm
http://espn.go.com/action/news/story?id=3806420
January 6th, 2009 at 12:31 pm
Hey-now that SK is back stateside is there anyway that you can post a picture of his stupid, balding, jew-dome. I really don´t care about any of his stories from his time in Charlieville, I just want to see how much hair he left over there. What about a Bald-Off ´09 featuring SK, The Queer EMT, and Billy Wilhelm Rellimztik the third?
January 6th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
i’m not bald, what are you talking about?
January 6th, 2009 at 5:43 pm
Mike, your creativity is constant.
Let’s do it. Mairk, can your fat fingers figure it out?
Do you think Willy got Bristol Palin pregnant?
January 6th, 2009 at 7:33 pm
Alex, I don’t appreciate your put downs. They won’t make up for the fact that you haven’t had a job since September.
January 6th, 2009 at 9:13 pm
August.
I think we’re the only two people that go to the website.
January 7th, 2009 at 1:53 am
i go to it.
January 8th, 2009 at 8:02 pm
Yes Marty!
January 8th, 2009 at 10:18 pm
Gentlemen, I have recently been introduced to your “website” by my old friend Marty and I decided that this might be the most effective opportunity for me to convey a bit of information to all of you about my son.
Gabriel is gay. He came out of the closet to us in the fall of 2000. I was somewhat disappointed but, frankly, I had already come to this conclusion due to his extremely femine behavior in kindergarten. I ask you to please have compassion for Peter Gabriel and don’t be so harsh on this fragile young man. Thank you
January 9th, 2009 at 4:26 pm
Thanks for that one, Samson. I also liked that my dad’s listed email address is gabeisgay@yahoo.com. Very creative.
P.S. Finger
January 9th, 2009 at 9:59 pm
mike: best paul simon video ever?
January 13th, 2009 at 1:36 am
Reason 9,365 why Max is the funniest person on the planet:
I got home from a movie to find this text from him on my phone -
“Which do you think is a better vanity plate: shemale1, mangina or ngaplease?
January 13th, 2009 at 10:27 pm
1 vote for ngaplease
January 13th, 2009 at 11:39 pm
No way.
shemale1?!
Best license plate I’ve ever heard of.
Is there even another shemale besides shemale1? I don’t think so.
Mairk,
Operation Fundraiser should be ready by Friday morning.
Stay prepared.
January 14th, 2009 at 4:53 pm
Noah sucks.
January 14th, 2009 at 5:43 pm
Gaybe. I need to use your parents apairtment on Central Park West this weekend (Sat-Mon). It would be just me and my girlfriend, we would be neat, and she would clean the bed sheets afterwards. Let me know when and where we can meet to give me the key.
January 15th, 2009 at 1:42 pm
Gaybe, I’ll probably be stopping by some weekends as well so go ahead and get me a copy of those keys also.
January 15th, 2009 at 5:02 pm
you should really give noah those keys - it must be hard for him to convince his “girlfriend” to bone in his grandmother’s knitting room…how sad
January 17th, 2009 at 8:35 am
Noah, not a problem. I will get those keys to you asap. Do you think I could hang out? I’ll bring some ’stones and a little “touch”, we’ll party. Just don’t touch any of my pornographic figurines from Africa, ok?
January 17th, 2009 at 8:39 am
P.S.-Gaybe, Sam told me to give you the finger.
January 17th, 2009 at 9:23 am
Leo, good to hear. Gaybe, predictably was being an asshole about the whole thing. Absolutely you can hang out, whatever you’re doing this weekend is definitely preferable to smelling the farts of washed up athletes and bragging about it to your friends. I think Max had also voiced some interest in obtaining a copy of those keys. He should be fine on the floor somewhere, but I might hide the figurines.
SK- I moved out of that house 4+ months ago, get with the times. On a similar note though hows your parent’s house? I hear Jersey is beautiful this time of year.
January 18th, 2009 at 8:50 am
i can eat as much as i want, and it’s warm. i can’t complain.
January 22nd, 2009 at 9:13 pm
you also get to share a bedroom with your parents
January 22nd, 2009 at 11:29 pm
and the downside is?
January 23rd, 2009 at 12:02 am
Thats true. Your mom is a total smoke show. Please send pictures.
January 23rd, 2009 at 8:49 am
i am offended.