Moustache. An Ode.
Posted in Noah, Moustache March, Poetry by Noah on March 30th, 2009, 11:00 pm
In the morning with the sun, to the bathroom I do run,
Head towards the mirror can’t wait to see, glorious moustache smiling back at me,
For thirty days I’ve had this look, its length reflects the time it took,
But it hasn’t been all fine and dandy, to share a look with South Park’s Randy,
“Its looks so stupid” I hear you shout, But you’re nothing to write home about,
It’s obvious you lack the balls, to venture outside comfort’s walls,
All your excuses and outright lies, can’t hide the fear behind those eyes,
No use denying you are a gay, what’s butt sex feel like anyway?
A tough decision it was to make, enduring stares and double takes,
My girlfriend’s face showed pure perplex, which lead to many days sans sex,
And through it all I stood my ground, moustache was groomed and mind was sound,
But sadness now reflects in mirror, the time to shave it off grows nearer,
We’re close you know moustache and me, I watch you grow you watch me pee,
We check out girls and get in fights, surf online porn sites late at night,
This month we ran our first 5k, got hammered on St. Patrick’s Day,
Together there were good times had, to me you’re more than just a fad,
And when it all is said and done, at end of day I still have one,
I’m proud of it and it of me, this month long costume I got for free,
Tomorrow I’m supposed to shave, at that point it’s ok to cave,
Well fuck that shit is what I say, I think I’ll keep it one more day.
March 31st, 2009 at 10:56 am
Top notch.
These last few days have really put the lead back in my pencil.
March 31st, 2009 at 12:07 pm
I try to use “petter-ass” sparingly, but look at that bottom pic.
March 31st, 2009 at 9:49 pm
Noah, amazing Ode! It brought tears to my eyes and put a little snot in my stache. go sox.
April 1st, 2009 at 4:00 am
Brilliant Noah
April 2nd, 2009 at 3:34 pm
Noa, did you write that your self? it was beautiful, you are undoubtedly the poet-laureate of our generation.
p.s. Gayest comment ever: I have to go to women’s studies now.
April 3rd, 2009 at 8:38 pm
Noah - is that a Wade Boggs jersey?
April 4th, 2009 at 9:00 am
I wish. Its actually a Jacoby Ellsbury jersey which wouldnt normally be my first choice but it was on sale along with an Ortiz jersey for $29 each at Sports Authority and I couldnt help myself. Alex was supposed to make that picture look like a baseball card but he obviously lied to me.
April 5th, 2009 at 12:32 am
Noah, remember when we used to sneak out of your house almost every night? That was awesome.
April 11th, 2009 at 2:40 pm
Tom, like it was yesterday. I’m sure the path I beat from my basement to the bottom of my street where you’d park your car is still growing back. If I could jump in a High5 time machine and go back there I would in a second.
April 14th, 2009 at 5:36 pm
you guys are….fuking incredible