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The Dining Hall Manager

Posted in Moustache March, Tom by Admin on March 31st, 2009, 8:34 pm

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6 Responses to “The Dining Hall Manager”

  1. Alex Says:
    March 31st, 2009 at 8:36 pm

    Your eye looks scary Tom.

    Max, way to play basketball with yourself and no hoop.

  2. Tom Says:
    March 31st, 2009 at 9:06 pm

    Yeah, I kind of burst a blood vessel in the old right eye, trying to get something that was stuck in there out of it.

    No, it wasn’t from throwing up, though that is a common cause. Doctor told me it could take 3 days to 3 weeks to heal. I said ‘thanks.’

    So I’ve been walking around a crowded dining hall here at UNC, working with a moustache and a busted eye. I have certainly received an odd look or two.

    PS…Alex, you and I might need another fat-off. Note the growing double chin. I hate myself.

  3. SK Says:
    March 31st, 2009 at 9:41 pm

    Tom, if had had the balls to go Lyme School, you would realize that you look exactly like the 6th grade science teacher, Mr. E. alas, you’ll never know this. quite frankly though, i think you pull off the moustache very legitimately.

    now i realize that you also look like that wild Englishman from Lock Stock who hooked up with a transvestite in his car and threw that guy off of a balcony the bar.

  4. SK Says:
    March 31st, 2009 at 9:43 pm

    Max, i see that creeping bald spot spiraling outward, and it makes me so proud of you.

  5. Noah Says:
    April 2nd, 2009 at 12:55 pm

    Tom, your ebracing of the moustache truly warms my heart. Max, your obvious attempt to get yourself into a picture celebrating something you are far too chicken to grow is pathetic. SK, your typing is horrific, and I believe you are referring to the guy in “trainspotting”.

  6. max Says:
    April 2nd, 2009 at 3:42 pm

    Noa, you have a small penis, seriously, I’ve seen it. In other mustache news, after 35 years of upper lip warmth, and being hailed as the “Tom Sellick of the north east”, Marty has shaved his mustache. Early reports say it “looks weird”.

    SK, thats a fucking part you fucking jew fuck!

    Aldo, OMG that was sooo funny! what a great april fools day joke, fyi, if the government does come after me it’s gonna be a blood bath.

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