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The Black Person

Posted in Moustache March, Samson by Admin on April 2nd, 2009, 10:08 am

In the last wee hours of Moustache March comes this gem of a photoshoot.

23 Responses to “The Black Person”

  1. max Says:

    Sam you look really nice in those pics, were they from your preforming arts display? Is that what you wore on the plane to LA?

    Gabe, thanks for the B-day text, I guess everyone else was too busy to send one, including my parents.

  2. Noah Says:

    the similarities are uncanny, except for the obvious advantage in “schlongage” that Paul Pierce undoubtedly holds. Nice dish to Ray Ray the other night for the W.

  3. Gabe Says:

    As I have been in the Celtics locker room, The Truth would definitely beat Sam in a dick-off, although I think Kendrick Perkins was at least 18 inches.

  4. Mike Says:

    I think that Gabe´s last comment is proof that all of his hard work over the past couple of years has not been an attempt to break into the world of sports journalism but rather a means to achieve his true passion; checking out the dicks of his favorite professional athletes.

  5. Gabe Says:

    Nice semicolon, Mike.

    P.S. You’re totally right. And no one messes with Tavarez.

  6. max Says:

    I thought sam cassell had the biggest dick in the NBA?

  7. Gabe Says:

    I heard Cassell would sneak up behind people and drape his weener over their shoulder.

  8. Mairk Says:

    Moustache May?

  9. Mairk Says:

    I just noticed the Van in the second picture. Is that the KIA mini van you bought? You could probably make more money driving children to school. Or you could turn it into a Music Taxi where people sing Karaoke as you drive them home.

  10. max Says:

    mike why havent you responded to my facebook messages? GFYS!

  11. Mairk Says:

    We need a content board meeting in my kitchen. Venti’s in Hanover this Saturday. When was the last time everyone saw Venti? I’m guessing it was when it was when Alex “made out” with Lauren at Saul’s Lake House.

  12. Noah Says:

    Oh hey Mairk I forgot to tell you. Venti sucks.

  13. Noah Says:

    Holy crap Alex I forgot about that. You are such a shitbag.

  14. saul Says:

    Also, everyone should notice the quotations Mairk put around “made out” and take a minute to remember what really happened on that dock.

  15. Alex Says:

    That’s rich, Saul. If we want to talk about exposing one’s self, I hardly think you’re the one to bring it up.

  16. Alex Says:

    Noah,

    Remember when you called Brian and I “richies” at the Dartmouth Soccer game.

    You pee in your own pants and poop on other people’s windshields.

    You poop on other people’s windshields.

  17. Alex Says:

    Mairk,

    We need new content. So badly.

    I put up every single Moustache March post. Someone else can do it.

    Gabe’s got something to post. Do it Gabe.

    Noah, you pee in your own pants.

  18. Mike Says:

    Mairk–Is Venti really home? Holy crap, all we need is one more friend (who drinks) and we can play beirut!!!!!!!! This is really shaping up to be the best Summer ever!
    P.S. I need you to inform Venti that he´s gonna have to be my new designated driver (you´re off the hook!)

  19. mitch Says:

    block party anyone

  20. Mairk Says:

    Venti is much cooler than you Dunton Whiteshoes. I know you have some stupid come back, but honestly he’s cooler than you, just take it like a man.

    Mike he leaves tomorrow, so we could hire a 16 year old to be our DD. I can’t think of a better Summer Job.

  21. Noah Says:

    No he’s not.

  22. Alex Says:

    His name is Brian.

  23. Sean Says:

    FU Whiteshoez! Venti Rules and nobody on the block is cooler than Mike. God I could use a beer hat’s been sitting out behind Alice Mckenize’s house for a week..

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