Labor Day Baseball 2009
Posted in WWWF Classics, Samson, Blacked Out Girls by Alex on July 28th, 2009, 9:33 am
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July 28th, 2009 at 5:05 pm
dun den den den de, den den den de, den den den, den den den, den de den den!
July 28th, 2009 at 8:01 pm
are those the green mountains? also known as mink farm. Playing on Girard field?
July 31st, 2009 at 8:18 pm
Hank Greenberg is going to be there, I talked to him in Central America via the Internet.
Saul will also be home, with his girlfriend, so let’s remember that when we don’t see him the entire weekend.
Our team’s most annoying taunter, Gabe (E FIVE!) will be in Mexico City, so that is a blow to Team Winner.
Max and Tom, just buy tickets. Don’t be lame.
August 2nd, 2009 at 2:50 pm
I can’t believe that Gabe has to go all the way to Mexico City for A Midsummer Night’s Dream rehearsal. Maybe he could show up in the third inning, eat a shitload of sunflower seeds, and be the first base coach like he did for our 8th grade squad.
August 3rd, 2009 at 8:15 pm
I didn’t go to practices because I was too fat and would get winded doing the drill when we had to run the bases.
August 3rd, 2009 at 8:18 pm
Do I at least get some sort of reprieve for housing Finer in my suite at the W the first weekend I’m in Mexico City? I think we are going to share a bed, have traveler’s diarrhea and go to Estadio Azteca for some futbol.
August 6th, 2009 at 12:17 am
I would share anything with finer.
August 22nd, 2009 at 6:38 pm
I saw gabes ass, went to estadio azteca and he wouldnt eat a taco, puto. Man I haven’t checked this site in a while, looks great.
P.S. thanx Max
August 29th, 2009 at 11:08 am
I am running in the CHAD half marathon today. I am also woefully unprepared for this race and will probably end up hurting myself. If you miserable sons of bitches can find it in your cold dark hearts to sponsor me with some little bit of money the children will thank you. I however will not as I hate all of you.
Google CHAD half marathon. click the sponsor button. type my name. go fuck yourself.
August 29th, 2009 at 11:51 am
Can I give negative dollars in your name?
August 30th, 2009 at 12:36 pm
Was your adopted african son from CHAD? that is before he was raped to death by gay dogs for being associated with you.
September 2nd, 2009 at 9:45 am
killed it in the race on saturday. beat Mr. Crane. thats right. tyler’s island weekend pairty over labor day. i cant wait. come home all ye fags. baseball, waterskiing and alcohol abuse from an insulated island for three straight days.
September 2nd, 2009 at 6:25 pm
goddamit i hate school!
September 2nd, 2009 at 7:42 pm
In case you weren’t aware Baseball has been moved to Sunday because Schmegal O’Schmonnell won’t be back till late Saturday Night. I suggest Kick Ball and Kegs in my parents field on Saturday. Whose in?
September 2nd, 2009 at 11:24 pm
If you guys don’t want to be home for Labor Day, you can come to my suite in Mexico City and have explosive diarrhea into the toilet like me. The other day I was in a Burger King and there was no toilet paper. I had to use some pages out of my moleskine notebook.
September 3rd, 2009 at 7:29 am
Sk I meant to thank you for the generous five dollars you gave to the kids. I will withhold criticism of your decision not to cum home for labor day based on that donation. I am all for kegs in fields and childrens games for all of the days we are home, we should think about getting a shuttle service. Gaybe, I will be in NYC tonight and would love access to your apartment…and your girlfriend.
September 3rd, 2009 at 5:57 pm
i can’t even describe my level of jealousy at the idea of the fun you all are going to have this weekend. its not fair. its not fair.
gabe, its all about baby wipes and baby powder. but i hope you dont get those supplies and have to use your own underwear next time you’re stuck out in the open with explosive diarrhea.
September 10th, 2009 at 7:53 pm
Max just sent me a text that reads: “I would suck gissels dick”
(referring to gisele bundchen-brady)
September 10th, 2009 at 8:01 pm
Great game, dudes.
Haven’t laughed that hard for a long time.
September 11th, 2009 at 11:08 am
I came, I saw, I crushed a three-run dinger.
September 13th, 2009 at 11:45 am
actually Samson, i think Max was referring to Theodor Geisel, aka Dr. Seuss. what a weirdo.
September 15th, 2009 at 7:55 pm
$20 on 28.
Ham sandwich.
September 16th, 2009 at 9:13 pm
Actually SK I was referring to your mom. P.S. This is me e-hanging up on you: click.
September 16th, 2009 at 9:15 pm
We should do some sort of rememberance cerimony for Swayze.
September 16th, 2009 at 9:18 pm
Oh, by the way, you FUCKING COCKSUCKERS! when someone suggests that you become a fan of something, such as gingers, YOU BECOME A FUCKING FAN OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 19th, 2009 at 2:17 am
$25 on 29.
Roast Beef Sandwich.
September 20th, 2009 at 7:47 pm
$100 on gabe is gay. Finger
October 3rd, 2009 at 2:21 pm
I asked my gf today if she thought it was weird I really wanted to see the Miley Cyrus “Party in the USA” video to which she said, “Uh yeah it is. SHe’s like 15.” “I’m pretty sure she’s older than that,” I retorted and then I was called “creepy”. I went home and found the video on the intranet anyway. Totally worth it.
October 3rd, 2009 at 3:47 pm
if by “gf” you mean the imaginary version of miley cyrus that you can see but nobody else can, then i believe that story.
October 7th, 2009 at 7:15 pm
This website is terrible again.
SK, you are literally the most unfunny person on the planet. The only question is whether you think your overwhelmingly shitty jokes are funny because they are so bad, but the answer is that they are so fucking stupid that they aren’t even funny like that.
I don’t even rag on you half as much as everyone else, but if I see one of your completely uncreative pathetic barbs as the only update to this site again, I think I’m going to cut my own dick off.
Why don’t you fall asleep in the corner or something. That is funnier.
October 9th, 2009 at 2:59 pm
or take a piss hanging upside down from a tree
October 10th, 2009 at 1:15 am
We have really gone downhill. I’m wasted. Who has got it in them? Who is a star?
October 10th, 2009 at 1:16 am
P.S. All baseball/sports talk will be filtered out.
October 10th, 2009 at 1:17 am
P.P.S. I just went to ESPN.com and got really upset. What am I supposed to do?
October 10th, 2009 at 6:12 pm
dear alex,
nice outburst. i bet it feels good to unleash your frustration at something other than yourself, to take your mind off the fact that you haven’t gotten laid since college.
you’re right though, i should leave the comment making to the professional comedy writers who usually grace this shitty webpage.
go stick your dick in a meatpie if you want to remember what an ugly girl’s vagina feels like.
October 12th, 2009 at 8:51 pm
That last line was pretty good.
Don’t be mad just because I remember what a right-side up vagina looks like.
October 13th, 2009 at 12:20 am
Gaybe your a worthless disgusting drunk, alex, thank pheobe for sending that virus to me on facebbook and I am seriously going to need jessica’s contact info.
October 14th, 2009 at 2:04 pm
the right-sideness of a vagina is in the dick of the beholder. jesus said that.
October 15th, 2009 at 7:40 pm
Sk looks like shane victorino
October 16th, 2009 at 2:03 pm
Geoff Schellins has been sleeping on my living room floor the last three nights.
October 21st, 2009 at 12:01 am
Is this website dead? Are any of you fucks around the upper valley in the next two weeks?
October 26th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
cliff. the website is not dead but many of its original contributors have become homosexuals. It was obviously a matter of time but i didnt think it would be so soon. I will do my part by sending something along as soon as possible just to be able to post something new on the site. i’m sorry that you know us cliff. we are not good people.
October 26th, 2009 at 8:33 pm
You’re right Noah we are not good people we are great people. Would a great person not get kicked out of Clark’s for dancing too hard? At least I think that’s why it happened.
Cliff I’m in town, I live here for fuck sake. The UV is the place to be everyone needs to come home and stop pretending they like living in Boston.
Or we could buy a city block in downtown Detroit for under 5k and all move there. TARP RIVER JCT, MICHIGAN!
October 27th, 2009 at 8:16 pm
MAIRK!
I heard about the Detriot selloff too! I say let’s do it - Toronto is closer than Montreal, there’s tons of good rap music, and we could definitely play pond hockey in that climate.
Not that I play hockey.
Short drive to everywhere in the Midwest too, which is….
October 28th, 2009 at 6:15 pm
Yeah and just think, for the price of mobile pizza oven you could have owned an entire block of a classic American city.
Speaking of Hockey, I think I have ice on Thanksgiving day again. Indians vs. Pilgrims!
October 29th, 2009 at 10:38 am
Mairk. I am cuming home next week. I think we should talk seriously about becoming slum lords in Detroit. I am absolutely not kidding.
October 29th, 2009 at 11:42 am
Fuck that, we burn down the places and gentrify the neighborhood. It could be our biggest bonfire pairty ever.
November 2nd, 2009 at 7:52 pm
how dare you forsake the name of mellow mood chapter 1
November 10th, 2009 at 9:53 am
I’m worried about my mid-life pond hockey career with global warming as an obvious threat……wtf.
November 10th, 2009 at 9:55 am
oh yeah there’s no hockey in Central America….