Dr. Dreamboat

As Moustache March continues, it’s clear from these pictures that our website is making a speedy and deliberate foray into the seamy world of gay porn.

Our newest addition are snapshots women from the Upper Valley–aged pre-teen to couger–have been hopefully salivating over for decades: a muscular, dripping future vacation home owner "sponging off" in the foggy-mirrored master bathroom of his Buck Rd. condominium.  There is little doubt that our hits will sky-rocket from the Dartmouth Skiway mom demographic.  Even Gabe’s girlfriend was hot and bothered, saying it "looks like something from Erotic Photo Hunt Hunks."

Chris, a Pisces, knew his moustache was a harbinger for future gain when he flipped to the horoscope of today’s Valley News. Here’s what it had to say: "You definitely can do something that improves your appearance or the first impression you create on others. You even might improve your health in some way." Clearly Ms. Clio and the stars above are superfans of Moustache March.

And the parade marches on.