http://www.wishwewerentfriends.com You'll Hate Us As Much As We Hate Us Mon, 01 Dec 2008 05:42:02 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en http://www.wishwewerentfriends.com/2008/12/01/mairks-got-talent/ Dudes - the moment has arrived: we need to pay to renew the site. What is everyone's feeling? It's been two whole years. http://www.wishwewerentfriends.com/2008/11/13/issue-deux/ SUPER HICK UPDATE: Mairk submitted a rendering for a cover below the release. Check 'er out. SUPER HICK UPDATE II: The original cover and the new one have been switched for aesthetics and to piss Saul off. FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: WWWF is happy to announce that after a long delay it ... http://www.wishwewerentfriends.com/2008/09/28/launch-party/ Who said we here at WWWF need to have mature rebuttals? http://www.wishwewerentfriends.com/2008/09/26/a-picture-is-worth-1000-words/ Just when we though this website couldn't get any better - Alexis circulates old photos of Gabe's drunken face-smash that cost his family two cars and a summer home. This has nothing to do with anything other than it will create a legion of anti-Gabe commentary, therefore making the group's ... http://www.wishwewerentfriends.com/2008/09/26/remember-this/    Sammy can be on Noah's team because they suck so bad.   Two weeks until the Wish We Weren't Friends Annual Meeting. The weekend's activities promise to include throwing dynamite aimlessly into the river, jumping off railroad bridges, drunk driving, shoplifting, and my personal favorite, unprotected sex with high-risk, low-energy ... http://www.wishwewerentfriends.com/2008/08/16/labor-day-baseball/ At least SK is sending in material...that's more than anyone else can say. ---- Hi Max! Hey buddy! Why didn't you let me know that you would be coming down here to Australia for a visit? I'm a bit insulted. Well anyway, I'm still glad that I ... http://www.wishwewerentfriends.com/2008/06/15/c-for-effort/ Same weight, double the girl. The general reaction was “it’s about fucking time” when the bald, frumpy senior citizen that we used to know as SK moved across the world from us*, but after the initial glee at his long-awaited departure wore off, speculation on the real facts of the ... http://www.wishwewerentfriends.com/2008/06/01/sydney-new-hampshire/ Today is Saturday here in Sydney.  It's fall here, but the weather is sunny and pleasant.  It's late afternoon as I write this, which means that most of you are probably shuffling in from whatever dank drinking hole you went out to this Friday night, no doubt alone and ... http://www.wishwewerentfriends.com/2008/05/11/domestic-life-the-return-of-sk-balder-and-better/     With our massively successful website now in its second year, I thought it would be a good moment to look back at some of our favorite posts of all-time. As SK has apparently ceased communication with all of his (non)friends, what a better way to start WWWF Classics than ... http://www.wishwewerentfriends.com/2008/04/15/wwwf-classics-volume-i-sk-where-art-thou/